I stared longingly ready for a bowl of
potato soup and lifted my foot
in anticipation of the
forward motion that would
carry me closer to a bowl of
potatoes and bacon bits and
creamy broth
and I spotted the salad bar girl
doing salad bar things in the
soup area adjacent to the salad bar
and i noticed she was a midget and my
foot hovered a non perceptible
inch off the ground as every muscle in my
body tightened and i froze
scared shitless by this weird perfectly
normal salad bar eat N park midget.
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