Bartender

female bartender is a great
source of jealousy for most
women who dont understand the
intimate nonsexual relationship
men have between their bartender
their bar and their beer.
if we can cheat on you with a bar,
with a beer, or
with a bartender, then
you probably don't quite understand
the male psyche because we're
cheating on you with noone,
but fucking all of them.